When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.
Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.
hi carys i see you there. this is megan. how u bin. yeh. i’m on urban dictionary. what u gunna do about it
When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.
Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."
Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.
Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!
The look of your hair when it's blowing in the wind.
I love when the wind blows my hair when I drive my convertible, it gives me that Highway Hair look.
The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.
- Hey, John, this beauty is seeing that you're staring at her. What a simple-hairing!
its when a person has white hair you can call it cum hair.
Man: Gispry has cum hair
Chad: So true