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Touch the Wall

The object is to touch the nearest wall 1/100th faster than your opponent after someone calls out, "Touch the wall!"

One variation includes shouting "7th medal" instead of "touch the wall".

The game is a reference to Michael Phelp's 7th Olympic gold medal victory, in which he won by 1/100th of a second, against opponent Milorad Cavic.

Kika: TOUCH THE WALL!
Nene: FUCK! I lost!
Kika: 1/100th of a second, betch!

by Kika-chan October 4, 2008

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Wall Papering

When it is hot outside and your balls are sweating and they stick to the side of your inner thighs, and you have to pull them off (They are sticking like wallpaper)

Damn I'm wall papering so bad
There's nothing worst when its hot out and you start to wallpaper

by Masterflex22 March 6, 2009

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Cunt Wall

When a group of male friends block out the advances of random whores at a bar or club. The act shows no interest in said whores, thus generating further interst from whores and a sense of entitlement and insecurity. The end result is male companions using whores for sex with false promises of future contact via phone/email.

Jon and Bob immediately threw up a cunt wall at The Plough In The Stars knowing full well they'd get what they wanted by the end of the night.

by tactrash April 23, 2008

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slurry wall

A concrete wall that runs from the surface of the ground down to the bedrock. The most important consturction technique used in the Big Dig, it defines area where new high way tunnels will be built, and it is used as a mold for when more concrete is poured in.

Due to a defective slurry wall, the tunnel had to be closed down in case of flooding.

by mike yang December 25, 2005

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Learning Wall

A learning experience where the fail that takes place in an attempt to achieve an objective is at a scale large enough to prevent another attempt of the said task even though the new information in hindsight would have ensured the success of the original task.

Jason: "Did you hear that Matt went bankrupt 3 months after starting that new business?"

Vin: "Yeah, started the whole thing on credit cards and didn't make the sales he expected, that was a learning wall for him"

by BlatesFacePalm September 5, 2011

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Wall of shame

A collection of empty liquor, wine, and beer bottles (especially rare or uncommon) proudly displayed on a mantel, china cabinet or other open display for others to see what one has consumed.

Jimmy had to restart his wall of shame after he changed apartments.
Dan had to get rid of his wall of shame when his girlfriend moved in with him.

by Diderot1 February 10, 2014

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Wall Squatter

People who only comment (or reply to comments) on their own Facebook wall while ignoring everyone else's. This person is either too popular, narcissistic and/or stuck at home raising children.

Crystal is a wall squatter on Facebook who talks too much about what her kids are doing.

verb: wall squatting

by germany1967 June 23, 2009

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