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I am the captain now

When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.

Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.

by The real Captain Felipe September 16, 2019


I am a walmart bag.

Read the title.

I am a walmart bag.

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

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Don't do this at 3 AM!

A video type in YouTube where a YouTuber wakes up from sleep at midnight to record the video and then do an activity (Such as calling someone, playing a game, go out, etc.) until they see creepy things/hear creepy sounds and then a jumpscare or something like that.

"Don't do this at 3 AM!" types:
"Don't do gymnastics at 3 AM"
"Don't go to McDonald's at 3 AM"
"Don't use bath bombs at 3 AM"
"Don't try this online chatroom at 3 AM"
"Don't play Roblox at 3 AM"
"Don't call ForKy at 3 AM"
"Don't talk to Siri at 3 AM on Clinton Road"
"Don't do snakes at 3 AM"
"Don't call Dora at 3 AM"
"Don't call SpongeBob at 3 AM"
"Don't play Among Us at 3 AM"
"Don't call your mom at 3 AM"
And more...

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 13, 2021


So I am confushun

Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!

"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"

by TheRealSlamB36 October 21, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Am I

A shit, talentless band from Australia. Fans include people such as Luke O'Farrell & Craig Nicholls.

Man, You Am I are so shit. Powderfinger piss on them.

by Bretto January 11, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Am That Guy

That Guy Who Your Female Goes To When Your Not Around Or Not Giving Her What She Wants.

Ayo Homeboy Just So You Know, I Am That Guy.

by Baby Meek April 29, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pack of What I Am's

A pack of Kool brand cigarettes.

Give me a bottle of bumpy face and a pack of what I am's.

by mick nasty October 17, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž