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American Idol

American Karaoke, Shit, Rubbish, Corporate ear rape, teenage mind melter, destroyer of all things good.

American Idol is coming on in in 5 minutes.

Great, can you plug the toaster in when you see me entering the shower with it?

by Patrick McClatchey February 16, 2009

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fat american

A tautology, because all Americans are fat, obese, eat-monsters.

In America, weighing 400lb constitutes being thin.

Person # 1: "Dude, scope that fat American."
Person # 2: "Is there any other kind?"

by Eleni Bozia March 7, 2005

420๐Ÿ‘ 313๐Ÿ‘Ž


American teen

Stupid, ignorant person who doesn't know a thing about the rest of the world.
Thinks the USA is the best and only civilized country in the world. Doesn't know geography or any other language than English (they can't even spell correct in English).
An American teen can't think without categorizing everything. He/she cannot think outside of the box. They absolutely need to be part of some kind of group: emo's, indie kids, scenesters, valley girls. They make EVERYTHING mainstream.
Think they are really cool and 'different' when they 'go backpacking through Europe' for the summer.
They're highly uneducated.

American teen:
Is Belgium a part of Germany?
Isn't Europe, like, full of small countries and cathedrals?

European person:
you're stupid. I know tons of things about your country AND I speak your language and haven't got a clue about Europe?!

by Jael_601 May 9, 2008

98๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


african-american

The current politically correct term to describe black people.The term for black people has evolved from "nigger" to "negro" to "colored" to "black" to "african-american",and as offensive as some of these terms are today,they were once widely used and accepted.

Thomas is an English guy,Marcy is an Irish chick,Manuel is a mexican dude,and Tyrone is an african-american dude.

by jaypers April 30, 2005

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Not Proud to be an American

One who has strong opinions, and nothing more. Is very unhappy with the current administration, but probably didn't vote. Takes out his frustrations here at UrbanDictionary. Mostly harmless.

Keep on posting, Not Proud. I need the laugh.

by tradesman June 25, 2003

109๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


American Dream

To kill your employer

"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the great american dream?"-Homer Simpson(Probably misquoted.)

by birdboy2000 February 22, 2004

82๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


American Bully

This is a completely American-developed breed. This is the breed that is most often defined as 'pit-bull'. They are not bred the same as the APBT or American Staffordshire terrier. They are a completely different breed and should not be classifed as either of these. They can be medium-sized but are usually large-sized. Always short-haired. Even though they may have APBT and Amstaff origins, they are more freely bred and not according to a standard. They are mostly bred as pets or for protection. The most popular colors are blue and red. Depending on the breeder, they can be bred for color, head size, short-and-wideness, temperment, or any combination of these. Depending on what the dog is bred for, he may or may not be good with children. But despite its feirce appearence, they are usually even-tepmered. These dogs are bred with much more muscle than their APBT or Amstaff ancestors. They can be trained in areas such as Schutzhund, weight pulling, and other related activites. The ears are sometimes seen left natural but are most commonly cropped. The American Bully is often frowned upon because of its breeding. People say that these are just curs that are not true 'pit bulls'. It is true that they are not 'pit bulls' because they are a whole different dog. They are becoming their own individual breed apart and are not the American Bulldog, American pit bull terrier, or American Staffordshire terrier. They are a modern breed being perfected for preference and purpose. They are the American Bully.

The American Bully is different than any other 'pit bull' type breed and should not be mistaken for any other.

by o2theMalley July 11, 2008

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