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a beautiful anime about a world of titans and much more. best anime in my opinion
Person 1: “I love attack on titan!”
Person 2: “Whats your favourite character from this anime?”
Person 3: “Mine is Renier from Season 4 because he is HOT”
Person 1: “Damn right he is.”
The most depressing show you'll ever watch. Don't get attached to any of the characters because Isayama hates us all.
Basically giant naked people overrun the civillazation and mankind is kinda going extinct but this dumb hot bitch eren decided hes gonna kill all the titans himself because his hot mom died, even though he's weak as hell and Mikasa actually just kills everyone for him. Mf was on the brink of death more times than Levi caressed his Windex bottle.
Person 1: Have you heard of Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Is it that show where all your favorite characters die?
Person 1: Eh, specify.
Person 2: Bitch gets friendzoned by her brother?
Person 1: BITCH SPECIFY!
Person 2: Short mf cheats on weave man with bottle of windex
Person 1: That's the one.
When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.
Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!
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When someone gets way too high, and freaks out slightly. Symptoms include paleness, sweating, loss of the ability to open your eyes, and a desperate desire to no longer be high.
Josh: Dude, is Sam ok?
Joey: He is Wack Attacking.
Josh: Oh... Shall we fuck with him?
"Fuck... I'm ok... I'm ok... Its just a Wack Attack."
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Whe a person takes a huge shit then has a hear attack fron the fart.
Damn boy.! He had a fart attack
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When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them.
Did you see Matt this weekend? Bryce wasn't looking and Matt totally naked attacked him in front of everybody!
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When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.
"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"
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