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The day 2 absolute idiots got together after being awkward with eachother for a month straight
‘WHAT. EVEN SRE WE’
‘I DONT EVEN KNOW, YOU TELL ME’
‘I SONT KNOW’
‘I DONT KNOW EITHER’
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- august 22nd 2021
when the area 51 raid actually happened, commonly mistakened by September 20
on august 51 we go, they cant stop us all
this is the national crush day. say hi to them
you: hi
crush: hello
you: you know what today is?
crush: no tf
you: it’s august 19th!!!!!
crush: and?
you: hi
August 19th is national Kiss Your Boyfriend Day. Today is the day that you should kiss your boyfriend. If you don't then you are a bad person.
Josh: Oh my gosh! Todays August 19th!
Tyler: What's so special about that?
Josh: It's National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!
Tyler: Really?
Josh: Yeah!
Tyler: Well I guess that means *smooch*
A BOOBOO BEAR'S BIRTHDAYY
(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ
"August 19th is my birthday!"
"I don't give a fuck :D"
august 4th is the day you’ll meet your soulmate from being a horn dog 😀 it’s okay though, you guys will fall inlove and only be 4 hours away, same age, two months apart.. the person you fall inlove with will love macadamia nut cookies, have a few tummy issues, an incredible dog<3, and love you no matter what. you’ll know he’s the one because you guys will talk abt the exact day you’ll meet eachother in person. he’ll be the best person in your life no matter the ups or downs, because you love him and he loves you regardless how low you guys feel, you’ll feel it together and be together to help. things around you aren’t going to be perfect, but you two together are and will be forever and always, always and forever 💗
august 4th:
you*plays a gaMe and walks up to soon to be soulmate*: waNnA fF?
The day hope went to bed earlier than mark!!
Person 1: “no have you heard that hope went to bed earlier than mark?”
Person 2: “no wayyyy that’s crazy bro, on august 4th too!”