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Its when you bake bread, cookies or muffins using traditional Russian recipes then sell them to tourists.
Hey man, did you catch that awesome Russian Bake Sale downtown today? I bought a shitload of muffins!
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When you surprise your significant other with sex while they're baking a cake.
Or a reference to having sex later.
(Occasionally with the intention of pregnancy)
Later today we should go cake baking~
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When you wake up early, fuck you're girl then both smoke a joint.
Girl: "You up or a wake, spank and bake?"
Guy: "Sure, you get to suckin' and I'll roll the joints."
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When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
I had no idea I was in for a twice baked russet.
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When you're biting into a waffle or other baked good whose batter has not been mixed well, and you receive a "blast" of uncooked dry ingredients - including the baking powder used to make it rise.
"Wow, Nora, I just got a blast of baking powder on that bite."
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The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.
"Dude this chick totally Easy Bake Ovened me in bed. WTF?!?"
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When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.
I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.
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