When a fart escapes into the vagina and then has to be refarted
I had a seriose hot air balloon today, it had me seriously worrie
Someone who has a big head that's full of hot air e.g. Gaston
mostly dumb
"eeww he's SUCH a hot air balloon"
"yeah I can't even stand him"
The sexual act of chewing an excess amount of bubblegum, blowing a bubble around your partner's penis, then jerking them off so they nut inside the bubble.
"Dude, my dad just Hot air ballooned himself into boyfriend status"
Breasts that are saggy and dirty.
for example, Lauren has some nasty balloons
Balloon head course: a course of study, usually required continuing education, that requires little effort.
I have a balloon head course, it will meet your requirements and you do the minimum.
When the nipple you're currently sucking on is so saggy and lifeless, that it feels like you're sucking on the tail of a deflated balloon.
Redneck Billy : "Girl yo mama got some massive jugs. But why do you have a Balloon-Tail Nipple? Like bitch what are you adopted or something?"
His Cousin Sister : "Nah I'm just lactose-intolerant."