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A sneaky little boi with a mustache And a itty-bitty goatee Who loves his tasty cakes yummy yummy yummy
“Hey boss what happened to all the tastykakes”
“Oh god oh god we got hit by the dastardly the Tasty kake bandit.oh no he must’ve waddled away with them“
“Ong?”
A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.
The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased
Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers
A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!
“Have you heard of the tasty kake bandit?”
“Aiden UnknitBubbles”
a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit
oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion
jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it
When someone’s nose is so Gigantic they steal all the oxygen in the world
“Dbi ur litch a oxygen bandit why u speaking”