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When your girlfriend tucks the strap-on between her legs & fucks your mouth.
My girl didn't enjoy my Buffalo Bill fruit basket position, she got her revenge with the backwards fruit basket.
Something retarded people call a Ferris wheel
My bf said “let’s go on the spinny thing with the baskets” so I looked at him disappointedly and asked “the Ferris wheel?”
Ms. Bihn really likes gift baskets…
see definition above
man, I heard you wanted to get Ms. Bihn something, how about a “Petaluma Gift Basket?”
When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment
This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.
Everyone and everything is fucked
Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!
A female who has gone completely psychotic and irrational out of nowhere. A woman who has lost all common sense and lost all logic and reasoning , a female idiot
Man I went to johnnys house and his wife turned into a complete she-basket on his ass
When the biddie really do be kinda fire
Aye girl you a real soap basket
When a group a guys that are usually gay throw you into the dirty laundry basket, in the locker room
"Basket Time!" Yelled Anaya as he chucked Aiden into the dirty Laundry basket.