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When one defecates while standing on their head, and lets the fecal material slide across their scrotum to fall. The resultant fecal 'snail trail' is dried with a hair dryer and peeled away, resulting in a dried feces chip.
"I was so constipated I almost passed out making my sack biscuit."
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Scottish slang term meaning uncomfortable. Used all over the country but mostly heard on the east coast (in, for example, Edinburgh)
Think how uncomfortable you would feel and look if you were sitting on a chair after someone had put biscuit crumbs in your underpants. Thats where the term comes (or crumbs?) from.
I have shamed myself with that pun and i apologise unreservedly to my family, my friends and my future children who will now have to live with the shame, the ridicule, my thoughtless punning has wrought upon (a pun?) them. Oh no. No, not again. Please lord, HELP ME STOP THIS MADNESS!!!
After his inappropriate pun regarding pregnant nuns ("those currant buns, or pregnant nuns as i like to call them, are yummily tasty") while at a Catholic Nun Fan Club gathering, seamus looked biscuit ersed under the shocked, utterly horrified, stares of the devoted nun fans and vowed to never pun (or nun?) again.
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A large fish-flavored treat used in zoos to reward bears and the like. Made popular by the television show LOST.
How long would it take for Hurley to eat an entire box of fish biscuits?
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A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.
Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.
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An adolescent that is considered unworthy of a female companion's attention. They get played and rejected on a daily basis.
"I can't believe that hard biscuit tried to talk to me."
-Hood Rat
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a ho that is skankier than skank
Christina Aguilera is the biggest ho biscuit.
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