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Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.

"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"

by pritchy July 31, 2015


family blanket

a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it

That’s a common family blanket

by family blanket lover April 17, 2020


Blanket Kid

A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.

"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"

by ClydeCaverlyCanduet August 14, 2019


turtleneck blanket

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

by Space Jesus March 19, 2016


frank blanket

A loin cloth

That caveman is wearing an awesome frank blanket

by Admiral Porksword November 27, 2020


That's so blanket

something is smothered or outshined by something, kinda like cockblocked.

squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"

John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"

by clickr May 28, 2024


Romanian Blanket

When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.

Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket

by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024