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crotch burrito

Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.

Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!

by queinteresante September 05, 2011


stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.

Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.

by wonkalicious November 16, 2013


Burrito bang

Where you wrap up another human in a blanket tightly and proceed to bang them violently, generally with consent. Not to

Dude, I got that new blanket off amazon and wrapped my girlfriend up in it and proceeded to burrito bang her!

by MasterOfTides August 20, 2023


green burrito

Something that is scary beyond measure

Last night Becky green burritoed me and i thought I was going to have a heart attack.

by yeet train to swaggsville June 13, 2017


Burrito milking

Sucking dick

Burrito milking is Johnson favorite thing to do

by Destineehenderson June 26, 2015


Burrito swag

You dance one does when finding out they are getting burritos with their friends later

Hey let's get burrito later I hope you have good burrito swag

by Buddy wuddy wolf December 29, 2024


Bulgarian Burrito

A Bulgarian Burrito is a delicious treat, it’s created by taking toilet paper and then poop, pee, cum, blood, and saliva. Then wrap it up in the toilet paper and enjoy.

“Hey Dylan! Do you want to go down to the corner store and get some Bulgarian Burritos?”
“Sure, I’d love to!”

by Lemmesee11930 June 21, 2025