Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.
Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!
A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.
Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.
Where you wrap up another human in a blanket tightly and proceed to bang them violently, generally with consent. Not to
Dude, I got that new blanket off amazon and wrapped my girlfriend up in it and proceeded to burrito bang her!
Something that is scary beyond measure
Last night Becky green burritoed me and i thought I was going to have a heart attack.
You dance one does when finding out they are getting burritos with their friends later
Hey let's get burrito later I hope you have good burrito swag
A Bulgarian Burrito is a delicious treat, it’s created by taking toilet paper and then poop, pee, cum, blood, and saliva. Then wrap it up in the toilet paper and enjoy.
“Hey Dylan! Do you want to go down to the corner store and get some Bulgarian Burritos?”
“Sure, I’d love to!”