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the best fucking city around, am i right or am i right.
we’ve got some bomb ass pizza (best pizza ever don’t @me)
we’ve got some dope as rappers. love ya chance.
fucking shameless that’s a great show. and Carl Gallagher can have my children.
we know how to throw a parade too. i mean st. patty’s day that shits a hit.
home to the cubs like cmon we all know everyone’s rootin for the cubbies.
you can’t tell me you don’t think our city skyline isn’t just perfect.
so yeah chicago’s the best city.
“so you’re from illinois”
“no, i’m from chicago”
“damn you’ve got some bomb ass pizza”
“yeah i know”
Where queers who's parents don't love them and live in Elmwood park think they are from
"I heard he claims Chicago"
"It dont matter, hes from Elmwood park"
(she-cah-go) A city in the state of Illinois. To prove if somebody is truly from Chicago, ask them what block they from. If they say O-Block, whoop they ass (depending on their speech pattern). If they say Lamron, whoop they ass but not as bad because they did they research, anything else is valid.
"EEEEE Shordy she thick asl onfg! Whea she stay at? Im tryn crack onb!"
"She stay somewhea onna South Side"
"Of where?"
"New Mexico. *slaps the nigga* CHICAGO FUCKING GOOFY"
🔥 + 🗑
Dang bro you live in Chicago? Seems like a cool place to live but it do be 🗑 🔥
A game you play where you continuously pass the blunt around, but whoever lets it out first loses.
Leah: Let’s play Chicago
Billie: Yk imma lose
chicago is one of the best cities in the mf world bro, the food, the slang, i would say the people but niggas b hoes and these bitches bops. anyway, we cool asf out hea, if you come to chicago dont b a fuckin gang goofy, if somebody say “check it out” DONT fkn check it out💀, if somebody ask you if you know where you at just run & pls dont say u from o block, that will get you shot tf up if you from outta town😭.
boy1- you from chicago?
boy2- no, im from insert location
boy1- you know whea you at?
bystander- nigga, RUN.
A shitty industrial city next to Lake Michigan that is home to the Bears, the Cubs, and one dude who is PISSED THE FUCK OFF that he can't get any action named JOSH BOYLE.
Chicago: a city where dreams go to die.