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A person of exacting quality who inconsiderately fingers the entire candy dish only to pick out all of the obvious best candies.
Dude, why is there only fucking lemon left? Why do you have to be a candy miner?
A Candy Dealer is a horny guy that does anything for candy but mostly blowjobs and stuff like that.
Guy: I am gay and need a blowjob but got no money only candy
Guy's friend: I know a candy dealer
“Candy love” means the love is sweet but hard
I wish I had myron’s and mia’s candy love
A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).
Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!
When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.
Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba
I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.