Getaway car

the unique vehicle designated for a bride and groom to get away from the wedding

I rented a Bentley as our getaway car to take us to the airport after our wedding

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car wash

When a person is shat upon by multiple people, that person must then crawl on all fours as the people involved pee on them until squeaky clean.

Rachel got a car wash last night from the whole fraternity.

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smart car

A great car little car that not only is extremely fuel efficient, but is also fun to drive.

I bought a Smart Car, and I spend so little money on gas it's amazing.
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That other person who defined Smart Car is just bitter because he pays about 100$ at the pump for his overkill SUV or pickup truck.

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Clown Car

A game in which willing participants (male/female) take an item of their choosing and proceed to attempt to better the others by inserting more of said object into their anus or vagina. It can also be played alone, though a witness is required for proper record-keeping.

Bernie used to play a lot of solo Clown Car at parties. I think that's why he stopped getting invited.

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in-car-becile

Those idiots on the road who miss stoplights and other dumb things. They frequently appear whenever you are running late to school or work. They will stop at lights for an hour because they do not know it is green. They are usually distracted, resulting in your frustration, lateness, and in some severe cases, the loss of some paint on your car.

When Sally was on her way to the university, an in-car-becile cut her off and stayed in between two lanes for up to five minutes. Exasperated, she shouted, "What an in-car-becile! Why doesn't he move?!".

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car crush

When a driver tries to share a lane with another driver because he doesnt know how to drive.

Casmine: Car A is moving into Car Bs lane because Driver As car has a car crush on Car B.
Jameron: No idiot, Driver A just cant drive!!

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Car Friend

From the teen comedy series, The Inbetweeners. A Car Friend describes someone, usually new to driving, who becomes obsessed with their car and spending money on it. Can be used as an abjective or a deragotory noun. Must be pronounced in a high pitched voice as seen on television.

1. "He's spent about £2000 on that car, he's a proper Car Friend.

2. "Are you coming to this pub this Friday Joe?"

"No I think I'm just going to go on a drive with Jeff"

"Car Friend!"

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