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A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.
Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?
No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!
The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.
"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."
Device used on team players to ensure co-operation with the Hidden Power Master.
Be enticed by my whip-shaped-carrot or I'll beat you with it you mud dog.
Device used in a ginger lads first car to make sure he drives like a good boy.
Ryan, how’s your carrot tracker going?
A vegetable that closely resembles an anus...
That carrot looks just like a butt, it must be a butt carrot
When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado
guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice
To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!