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BIG TITS, were talking HUGE tits, some could say there rockets. Easy nip flick.
GOD HIMSELF
OH NO ITS joseph charles bratton we better bow are heads before he fucking kills our ass
A sad and confused man who when justifying why ‘black is sexy’ says that widows are hotter than angels, thus perpetuating his weird sexual fantasises.
Person 1: Woah that’s a hot widow
Person 2: Yeah I bet Charles Bennett has rooted her.
Charles' law is the process of manipulating a woman using Okafor's law, as she believes she's the exception to the law, so she would then end up sleeping with the given man and not return, but not realize she simply gave him what he wanted.
"Steven, how'd you get that Jessica babe to sleep with you?"
"Ahn ahn, easy something. I just used charles' law by bragging about Okafor's law near her, and she came to my room that night!"
Girl 1:"Wow, Charles-Olivier has big cock!"
Girl 2: "ikr"
Joseph Charles means you will feel like an absolute Princess. It defines respect, honesty, genuineness, care, affection, dorkiness, and love.
It means you will fall harder than you ever have before. It means you will see a future with him even in the darkest moments.
It didn't take long, but I've fallen hard for Joseph Charles.
The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.
On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.
Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.