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When a woman is giving a blowjob, and she's spinning around the mans penis, and she suddenly shits a bucket of chowmein in a spiral around the room.
We got charged by housecleaning because Suzy dropped a Chinese helicopter on the walls.
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Chinese Democracy Syndrome (or C.D.S. for short) is a syndrome inwhich an individual tries to make something too "perfect". It's often used as a comical reference to the long awaited Gun N' Roses album Chinese Democracy.
Ted: How's that art project coming along?
Bill: I'll be done with it eventually. I just have a case of Chinese Democracy Syndrome right now.
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1. (n) A state of confusion. It is thought that the term was derived when a Royal Navy Ship consisting of a Chinese crew and British officers was set to perform a firedrill. One group of the crew was to carry buckets of water from the port side of the ship to the engine room to extinguish the blaze. Then another team was to take buckets of water from the floor of the engine room and throw it off the starboard side. In the first moments of the drill, things went fine, however, difficulty in translation between the officers and crew caused confusion resulting in the first bucket team taking water from the port side of the ship, and dumping it off the starboard side of the ship while the second team did nothing.
2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade
See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle
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Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother.
Hanns: How'd it go?
Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there...
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Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light.
Hanns: Kay.
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A retail sales term describing the act of avoiding the use of an actual vacuum sweeper and simply picking up any bits on the floor that can be seen with the naked eye, thus simulating a clean floor.
"This has been a long fucking day on the sales floor...I'm just gonna do a quick Chinese vacuum then go home!"
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Hey man, I'm back from China with my Chinese toaster
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A act in which a man puts on a black latex suit and turns off the lights and try’s to find and piss on his friends that are hiding
Dave almost caught me while playing Chinese stealth suit
Deadly disease cause by typing too fast. It can affect the lungs and brain.
Symptoms: Fits of laughter, INTENSE fits of laughter.
Dude 1:Hey did you see Ryan?
Dude 2: Yeah I think he got Chinese Stroke Lung
Dude 1: Oh poor guy.