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Uckfield College

Absolute shit pit in East Sussex, everyone who goes here wants to die and the teachers care more about uniform and jewelry than they do about doing their job. It's in a decent enough area tbh just a very dull school

Person 1:where do you go to school?
Person 2: Uckfield College
Person 1: and you haven't died of boredum yet?!

by Cameleater37 February 16, 2021


College for emojiology

You don’t have to go to college or school in any sort to become a professional emojiologist or Emoji Designer. The salary of this career is up to $200,000 Dollars a Year.

College for emojiology

by Jh Diorr September 12, 2020


nassau college

what people say when they're embarrassed to say they go to nassau community college. see nassau community college for why people are embarrassed

i go to nassau college
where is that?
east garden city..
isn't that nassau community college?
yeah

by V$VP G!B October 2, 2014


college savings

A shit ton of money, College is expensive

Person 1, Yo, I just gave my College savings to an E girl
Person 2, bruh why did you do that

by Edis0088 June 13, 2022


Junior College

Code-word for women that work at the "strip club," or women that are "daycare workers," (another code-word) junior college is a metaphor for women who are openly available to a man to indulge his sexual desires with. This is usually a transactional arrangement, with the rationalization that pursing this option is better than being frustrated in a relationship or marriage - where the man is fulfilling his traditional duties (protector, provider, provisioner), but the woman is not (particularly in the sexual intimacy department).

This term has been made popular by YouTuber Coach Greg Adams, who also runs several YouTube channels including: The Notorious CGA, CoachGregAdams, CGA GotGame, Ask CoachGregAdams, CGA Reacts, and Free Agent Lifestyle.

Tyrek: Man, my girl blue-balled me again last night. I pay all my bills AND her bills, but every night she makes some excuse to not have sex.

Marcus: Dude, maybe it's time we visit the junior college. If you doin what you supposed to and she aint, dump that b**** and spend that savings on some books!

Tyrek: Junior college it is!

by Mister Bacon May 26, 2023


College Weight

The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.

It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.

by Shang Tsung October 1, 2010


ashbury college

ashbury college is a private school on the rich snobby side of ottawa you’d think everyone that goes to ashbury is filthy rich but unless you’re a boarder you’re probably average and just got a scholarship for anything, imagine a high school that gives out 10k basketball scholarships holy shit. if u don’t have a scholarship and u go to ashbury you probably live in the castle houses in manotick. if you go to ashbury and it isn’t one of the first things you talk about u lowkey try to act mad ghetto and try to avoid that ur parents spend 35k+ a year on ur grades 4-12 education

person: dude she’s smoking hot
other person: yeah man she goes to ashbury college
person: oh shit she’s never going to shutup about it

by anon6193629 August 21, 2019

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