stamford college

this is full of wanna be road men who walk around with their puma or other 'roadman' brand tracksuit bottoms down to their ass and it is riddled with smokers.

god stamford college is absolutely grim i would rather go PRC

Immanuel college

School full of wanna be hooligans and set of pussys, school is a bag of wank and care more about the dress code than education. Do not do anything other than claim to be best.School has probably cos the shittest attendance cos no fucker ever goes.should get knocked down with all chavs in it

Do not go to Immanuel college unless u want wannabe road men bully you😂

belvedere college

This school is doesn’t smell nice

I went to Belvedere college and this school doesn’t smell nice

Tamaki College

A small budget poor school in East Auckland, Glen Innes. One of the gayest schools ever, litterally anyone can make it in whether your a dumb ass or a ultra dumb fuck. Even most of the students there think that their own school is shit except the leaders house captins, etc. Full of hardknocks but always keep it stylaa. Just the school is boring af and poor and needs bill gates to give us a moneys

"Do you know a school called Tamaki College?"

"Yeah that budget ass school my mum went there"

gaston college

A school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. A place where you realize 7 years down the road you're only half way to your associates and you probably should've taken a summer semester.
Or
A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.

Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life

Eastleigh College

A place that had shit WiFi

Eastleigh College you definitely won't get any WiFi!

College of Wooster

A surreal college that feels like it's not even real.

You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:

- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last

And much much more!

Anon: "So where do you go to school kid?"
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."