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Something you use to have safe sex but won’t make sex fun
I used s condom during sec and it felt really boring
Condom is the name of conan gray's fandom. It is a mix of the word fandom and Conan. Fandom + Conan = Condom. Conans fans would be called condoms.
Me: Hey! have you listened to overdrive? it's so good!
Condom: YES! I know right!
Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?
Condom: Yes! of course, I am!
A rubber tool that goes over your ding dong to have no kids like yoursarlf
Dammm jimmy you should have put on a condom
idk....Cock cozies? sperm socks? Baby Blockers? Pussy Protection Program? Papa Stoppers? Any of those?
Condoms ruin everything.
what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party
Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age
A condom is a pecado
Enrique:use a condom bro
Me: un condon es un pecado
something your parents should've used on you
dude : prolife is the best
gay men : actually you cant say that
dude : why
gay men : because what if you get a lady pregnant?
dude: uhhhh..
gay man : exactly, this is why your parents should've used a condom on you.