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Coon Powers

Extreme abilites to perform unordinary tasks that only black people have

Jermaines coon powers were relly kicking in during the race.

by almigtytankson October 17, 2016


Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.

as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022


DC coon

An aggressive and dangerous black person in the Washington DC area. They prey on tourists- mugging, stealing, carjacking..assaulting them. They will try and intimidate the victim by being loud and speaking coon talk. They have bad intentions. And there’s very little repercussions due to local political leader’s policies on crime.

While walking to the Jefferson Memorial, a group of DC coons threatened to shoot me if I didn’t give them my wallet.

by michael mooncricket III October 18, 2022


Coon bait

When a disc golfer shows up to the course wreaking of marijuana and whiskey. This disc golfer then falls over on every shot and throws all his discs into water hazards, known as coon bait!

Parker had the shittiest game of disc golf today, all he was throwing was coon bait!

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 21, 2021


Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise

"Hey man, Stop cooning off!"

by fwjakko April 25, 2024


Garbage Bin Coon

A slang term for a crazy homeless black person

Look at that rabid ass garbage bin coon he’s going full mental

by Cheez-It-God August 11, 2018


Coon kittys

Those little things that grow up to steal cars and steal from you, yes black kids

hey if you want me to ill watch the little coon kittys for ya

by jonbuckle3854 August 18, 2010