When you turn into a cow and decide to turn up
Bro I just cowed up last weekend
A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.
Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0
This is when your balls are so hairy that they need immediate shaving
Friend: Hey I'm gonna trim a cow tonight
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!
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the dumbest man to ever live
loves nigga twerk
hates lilian
kafira cow bruh
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his bestie is cash
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not verry famous but has 8000 shitposts
kafira cow bruh
A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.
Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!
I was home last night with my wife having sex and I whip the cow hard