Cute Girl Syndrome

When ugly girls think they are actually good looking or cute, due to the fact that they are easier to sleep with and less intimidating than hot girls. Therefore more guys are likely to hit on them and give them compliments to sleep with them. This usually results with the guy fucking them just because they are around while simultaneously raising the girls self-confidence. This is why so many ugly girls actually think they are good looking.

Girl: "Omg that is the first time I got turned down."
or
Girl: "Please don't fall in love with me."
.....don't worry your ugly no problem.

Guy:"Why is that fat girl wearing such a tight shirt?"
Dude: "Man she has got Cute Girl Syndrome."

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drive-thru cute

A person who is not as attractive when you meet them physically in person; a person who is not highly attractive but is not ugly either; marginally attractive.

"Hey, Jake how was your date with Sarah last night, was she hot as her ad said she was?" Well, she wasn't a ten, but she wasn't fugly either. She was ehhh, drive-thru cute.

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you cute you

a phrahse taken from a TV series called "great country"

arrange me the guy.
you cute you

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too cute by half

A phrase to denote the subject to be excessively sneaky or cute.

That is, if the the subject were being HALF as sneaky (cute, clever) as they had been, it would have still been considered excessive or too much.

"Don't be cute. You insulted him."

"Oh, no. I swear. I was just saying--"

"Go fuck yourself with the handle of a pin-pong paddle, Chad. You were being too cute by half."

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Cute Puppy Syndrome

1. When you see a puppy that is really cute that you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a cute puppy.

Related to Cute Baby Syndrome

1. Person: (petting a cute puppy a little too vigorously and hugging it)
Puppy's Owner: Okayyy, get away from my dog, weirdo.

2. Person 1: Such a cute puppy! (playing with puppy while making several inappropriate sounds. Dog may be licking face or trying to run away)
Person 2: I think you have Cute Puppy Syndrome

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So cute in the face

Term coined in the midwest. Used to describe something/someone attractive. Usually said in Spanish accent while intoxicated.

"Oohh, he is so cute in his face!"

"That prostitute is so cute in the face!"

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super duper cute

The ultimate in all cuteness!

Elise is super duper cute!

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