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to work in california at the DMV.
my mexican dream came true I now work for California DMV. downside: I need to get up by 7 am and work 8 hours checking tail pipes for smog check. My first day the boss was mad at me for trying to sniff his tail pipe.
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A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.
I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.
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The dreams you have when you go to sleep under the influence of alcohol. Usually very strange dreams which you do not remember when you wake up.
Ryan remembers many of his drunken dreams. One he had was of a giant piece of corned beef chasing him down the road.
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when one person dreams, or daydreams, of being with another person, other than the person they are currently with.
SLOAN - Who is this?
BAS - The man of your dreams.
SLOAN - Oh my God! Johnny Depp?
BAS - Ugh, no. The other man of your dreams.
SLOAN - Julio Iglesias?
BAS - No, not Julio either. Guess again.
SLOAN - Brett Favre?
BAS - Damn Sloan! You’re such a dream cheat!
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Mine Dream Stan Essay was too long so I put it on there
Random Guy on Twitter: //nsfw, abduction if tommy ever gets doxxed I'm legitmately going to go to his house and kidnap him while he's sleeping, the thought of him struggling in my arms is so fucking arousing i cant explain it
Everyone with an actual fucking brain: Visible Disgust at Dream Stan
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This is a mindset that usually comes during a lengthy, alcohol and drug fueled break directly after a period of nonstop commitments.
Guy 1) Damn, I can't wait for these exams to be over!
Guy 2) I know right? We've got 4 ounces of weed, 2 half gallons of rum and 4 fifths of whiskey to get us through the month.
Guy 1) We'll wake and bake every morning! Just Living the Dream
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The worst animated song on the Internet.
Honestly the animation is dumb and dream used too much reverb and rhyming "mask" with "mask" is not a good thing >:(
Dream's song is still good tho and I think he worked really hard on it only to make an animation which completely shat on it <.<
Dream should've asked his fans to animate it for him (which they would've done gladly)
Instead of hiring cocomelon with a high budget on the shirt XD
Child: Mom can we have dream
Mom: we have dream at home (shows dream mask song)
Child:lmaosdfghjkl *dies
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