I want 2 die

when you want to kys

shoutout to cush bob gor and gibgab dibdab

Emo MySpace kid: I want to kms
Authentic African- American: Real nigga only hours
Emo MySpace kid: I want 2 die
Authentic African- American: smash dat fuckn like button 😂👌💯

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ride till i die

Known for "riding until I die" meaning you're a gangsta riding in your low rida till you die

aye cuz, you know i'mma ride till I die
aye young blood, you know i'mma ride till I die

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I can die happy now

“I can die happy” is a response to “the moon is beautiful, Isn’t it?” ( the moon is beautiful, isn’t means is apparently a Japanese Quote of saying I love you)

B - The moon is beautiful isn’t it?
G - I can die happy now

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cross my heart and hope to die

A saying that means "promise"

"I did not cheat on you! cross my heart and hope to die" she said to her doubtful boyfriend.

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I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease

When your tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long

Billie's stomach hurt a bit too much for a bit too long, she had I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease

so bored i want to die

the way i feel right now. caused by lack of sleep lack of friends lack of proper nutrition and lack of fucks given. the only way to end it is to listen to the inconsiderate voices that i hear and try to block out on a min. to min. basis but that would end in catastrophe

me:"im so bored i want to die"

voices:"ok then die"

It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die

A line from the movie Despicable Me, which is becoming a viral status update throughout facebook.Its only purpose is to show that you saw the movie.

Agnes: *spots a large, fluffy unicorn plushie*
IT'S SO FLUFFY, I'M GONNA DIE!

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