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The sexiest man ever. May not seem like it but his personality is sexy as fuck. Easy to talk to but hard to get with.
You see that guy over there, do you think he’s a ‘Diego Marquez’ ?
When you kiss someone while on the toilet
“She was literally in the middle of shitting when she asked me to kiss her, first time I’ve ever pulled a San Diego thank you
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The hottest guy I know. I love him so much he is the nicest person ever. I hope I never ever ever have to stop talking to him. He means so much to me it’s not even funny. I love you cutie 😘
Girl 1 “I wish I had someone like Diego <3in my life.”
Me “but ya don’t bitch fuck off.”
When a boy has a boner in class
This dumbest in my class had a dirty Diego
A san Diego bus stop is a magical place where you will either get asked for money from a homeless person or you will lose your virginity to a transgender man who will give you aids.
Genie Flenie: Hey man why are you walking with a limp? George Lloyd: I was just at a San diego bus stop you can probably guess what happend.