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(n) 1. a long line of congested highway or road. see TRAFFIC
2. a line of people waiting to get somewhere
see also: dragon's tail, traffic
"God damnit! We would have been on time if it wasn't for that friggin dragon tail"
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A Pillow Dragon is a character who is a dragon, and he looks like he can get lots of shit done, but instead he is just a stupid, lazy bastard. He could literally kill EVERYONE, but chooses not to because he'd rather eat, and sleep, and he pretty much does everything without pants on.
It can also be used as an insult.
JASON: Dude, I went over to Barry's house yesterday and he was just watching TV with nothing but a wife beater on!
TERRY: Man, what a fuckin' Pillow Dragon!
JASON: Damn dude, that's harsh. But yaeh, he's a fuckin' Pillow Dragon.
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When a girl's givin' you head, you cum in her mouth and,quickly, (before she can spit it out or swallow), you hold her jaws shut and scream "I have Syphillis." She'll want the jizz out of her mouth so bad that she'll spray it out her nose, making her appear like a snow-breathing dragon.
Last night was wild! I gave Caitlin a Snow Dragon and the whole wall was covered in jizm!
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When the ball sack hangs low and instead of the balls resting on her chin, they sag down and press against her neck when receiving oral
He looked down to see that his balls were on her neck, causing her to look a bit like a bearded dragon
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Dungeons and Dragons is one of the most popular pen and paper role playing games (RPGs) in the world. It involves a Dungeon master (DM) and player characters (PCs). The main idea of the game is for a group of PCs to complete a specific quest with rules and situations given by the DM. You can purchase the "Basic Game" in many stores such as Barnes & Nobles. This Basic Game inclues pre-set character sheets, miniatures, and other things. It is good for People who would just like to try out the game for a short while with some friends and get to learn the basics and fun that D&D can bring. After experincing the adventure with the Basic Game, many are brought up to begin a D&D "career" by purchasing a "Player's Guide" and creating your own personalized character that can be "leveled Up" and used for "Campaigns" (Large and Lenghty Quests involving many story elements and other adventurous endevours).
some things to think of when Playing D&D
1. Don't piss-off the Dungeon Master
2. There are endless variables to assume in every situation.
3. People prefer you to pay attention to the game when playing
4. However its best not to "get way into" the Game itself
5. When a group of people follow the rules and listen well the game can actually become very fun.
"Hey Dude lets Play Dungeons & Dragons at my house tommrow"
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The act of inhaling a fart for the purpose of blowing it in someones face, or transporting the fart smell into another room so others not in the immediate area may enjoy.
1. Scott inhaled his fart and blew his rancid Dragon Breath right into my face.
2. Upon smelling my disgusting fart, Scott deemed it necessary to inhale it and transport the smell down the hall and blow his Dragon Breath into Marc's face so he could savor it.
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When you're fucking your girl from behind, say you're gunna cum on her back... instead, spit on her back, and when she turns around, let it go all up in her face...
Yeah.. she got hit by my spitting dragon...
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