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a card game played with bottles of beer or sugary coca-cola
Rules:
- Turns go clockwise, the person on your left is after you
- Play until 1 man is left standing
- a minimum of 6 people can play
- Always have a tune playing
- Everyone must drink at least once
- Do NOT chicken out
- Never vomit,
- Never admit your in love with someone, people who want to play the game play the game
- A "drop" is 1-2 gulps of your chosen bottle
The cards:
2 = You: the person that got the card asks a random person to take a drop from a chosen bottle
3 = Me: the person that got the card takes a drop from a chosen bottle
4 = All: when this card is drawn, everybody takes a drop from their chosen bottle
5 = Boys: when this card is drawn, every boy takes the drop
6 = Girls: when this card is drawn, every girl takes the drop
7 = Lucky: nothing happens
8 = Drain it!: only 1 bottle is the casualty when this card is played
9 = Recover: take up to 3 turns out healing
10 = Double time!: take up to 6 turns out healing
Jack (11) = Pwned: you're out for a turn
Queen (12) = Question: ask a person a question, in turn either awnser or ask another person a question. if the chain breaks the person who broke the chain takes a drop
King (13) = The boot: the drawer is out until the next round
Ace (1) = Everyone's fucked: it's anyone's game when this card is drawn
Matt: I played 5 rounds of Drinks for Cards with Dan and his friends. some of them were girls!
Mike: Woah, how may rounds did you win? and how many bottles were spent?
Matt: 3, 14
Mike: ... fucking wow
Matt: now i have a fucking headache
A great big girl's blouse. The proper title for a complete wendy. Something that can only be experienced when you've actually met an example of a shandy drinking wendy. Note: you don't have to drink shandy to be a shandy drinking wendy, it's a way of life.
In a bar: "Can I have a milk, I've got to be home by 10 to phone Mummy and prepare for next week's lectures."
"You shandy drinking wendy" in tone of massive disgust
Another way of saying driving me crazy but with the implication that something is bothering you so much that you're reaching for the bottle because of it.
Tends to imply that you're at wits end and will freak out if said action continues for much longer.
My job is all right but my managers bad habits are driving me to drink.
I can't get this manuscript done because my roomate won't leave me alone for five minutes. I know the guy means well but he's driving me to drink.
a drink that questions a man's masculinity because of his consumption. It is a wine cooler or wine, anything questionable.
'Man when TT drank that pussy-man drink and left it in her yard, holy shit man that was funny shit.'
'Put down that pussy-man drink and trade it in for a beer or i'm going to whoop you.'
In a Highball glass mix:
1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine
note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.
stir up and enjoy!
watch out for the hang over..
Colin: I say good fellow that Donkey Punch beverage was fuckin' Ill.
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..
Donkey Punch (drink)
Refers to the way that you end up doing things after consuming alcohol that do not seem to belong to your normal repertoire of behaviours. Drinking outside of the box.
Guy 1 - Last night Geoff slept in the cupboard under the stairs with his wife's wedding dress on.
Guy 2 - Yeah that Rum had us doing some Blue Sky Drinking
The best energy drinks for Kyles and Chads. Until it got taken over by some tiktok pussies that got their first ever sponsor it was the energy drink for only the realest mfs.
You ain't a real man until you've drank Rainbow Unicorn Bang energy drink.