-first man to be able to OD on marijuana
-first man to fail white plains
-ugly bum who canβt do anything right
-lives for attention
-has a 2 inch cock and is prideful about it
-cyberbullies girls on vsco
ethan mesler is a failure
the world's best gardener and tequila maker also he will rob your house
Ethan espinoza robbed my house and made my garden look nice
The first gay footballer to graduate from the Manchester United academy. On the ball, he's the best at the whole club, including the first team. He is the only one of two people to ever achieve a 192 FIFA21 Futdraft on FUTbin FUTdraft simulator after the legendary Elija Redden of the among us esports team. Early in his career, he was involved in the curry powder scandal and subsequently failed his drug test. He has been an open advocate for gay rights all his life and is an inspiration for gay athletes everywhere. Many philosophical minds argue whether you should call SWAZariah a mistah.
The weather is so bad, SO ETHAN!!!!!
That footballer is so good, he might be the next Ethan SWAZaria
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A person of low intelligence, usually used as a substitute insult for idiot.
IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
Josh was being SUCH a bradberry last night.
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1. Tom Cruise's secret agent character in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films. Brother of Mike Hunt.
2. Some guy who acts like he's a secret agent to pick up dumb blondes at the bar.
1. (Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt): "Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother. Now tell me where Mike Hunt is or I'll blow your fucking head off!" (confused foreigners argue about what Ethan Hunt is saying).
2. Hey, look, Clyde is using that old Ethan Hunt routine to pick up that Pam Anderson chick.
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a sexy beast who can make people cum by making eye contact with them.
1-"Look at that Ethan Mitchell over there!"
2-"I think I creamed my pants."
1-"It's okay I came twice."
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A dick a big it makes the girl scream
Last night i got Ethan's penis and it was painful
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