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slang for two testicles in the vagina and the penis in the anus simultaneously.
Jerry worked for years before he was able to achieve eggs in a basket with Laura. It was the crowning achievement of his life.
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A delicacy available at your local McD's, consisting of poached egg, slice of American cheese food, and your choice of sausage, ham, or bacon... commonly mispronounced in rural, southern areas.
Terrence and Luwan woke up starvin' and hopped in their Caprice to head on down to the local McDonald's...
"Yo, I want me a #1 Egg McMurphin with XTRA CHEESE, dawg! And a large Sprite!" "Fo reals, dawg. I want me TWO Egg McMurphins!"
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Excrement; Waste matters expelled from the rectum; The product of defecation or bowel movements; Feces;
In other words, shit. Called man egg because it is the only egg a man can lay.
Timmy's dad just laid a man egg!
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Scrambled eggs mixed with jelly, usually consumed with pancakes and hyrup
Steve: Hey Bob, how do you want your eggs?
Bob: Schmelly...
Steve: Bob, I didnt know you ate Schmelly eggs! *gives thumbs up
Dog: *Farts*
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Similar to your average Dingleberry, only this is a larger quantity of feces attached to even more hair.
Friend 1: Why do you keep picking at your ass? That's gross, You got a dingleberry or something?
Friend 2: Nah man, I got a hairy egg.
Friend 1: ...Wash that shit off, Literally.
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Person 1: Yo I'm gonna put my dick in this bottle to see if it gets stuck.
Person 2: Yo that is so egg whites.
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This is scrambled eggs in which semen has been added, usually for the purpose of revenge.
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me so I made her a batch of Syracuse Eggs. She ate em while I laughed!
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