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Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.
Eli is a giant cock.
Eli has a big fat juicy cock (8 inches and above)
Mary: do you know Eli?
Ibo: yes he has a big fat juicy cock
Immortal and godly. Likes to look at the weak mortals. Has won 2 olympic golds medals in olympic weightlifting. He is 10/10 in everything. JoJo is the best anime he says. So it must be true
Eli is the greatest and kindest friend in the world. He’s super funny and super sweet at the same time. He could talk to you for hours and never get bored. You’re lucky to have an Eli, so love them!
“Hey, Eli! wanna hang out later?”
Eli: “Absolutely!”
A guy that has the hands down the best Mullet around.
Have you seen that mullet daddy? "who, Elis?"
loves you more its a fact its literally in the dictionary
Eli loves you more
The guy who you think is nice but is intact a asshole
Eli ignored my boundaries
Eli's house of lies is crumbling
Eli called us mentally ill hypocrites