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A little midget turd who goes by toods. His penis is quite small and known and battery cock. If you see this nigga, runš.
Have you seem that nigga eric polhemus. Yea, hes got a battery cawk.
That one autistic kid in the corner of the room.
hey look at that Eric Simmons!
Eric has the fattest horse cock known to man kind. People ask him how long he can go but in reality his shits touching the floor!
Damn look at that horse cock
Yeah thatās a eric
One of the most relaxed and careless people youāll ever meet. Eric will do whatever it takes to provide the least amount of effort in any situation. Itās Very easy to make him laugh and he will almost definitely not take any situation seriously. This person is very sociable and it is very easy to spark conversation with him, heās very friendly and light hearted. However his care only stretches out a certain amount, if the situation makes him do something he doesnāt want to do he will find any exit possible.
Eric quit his job because he doesnāt like manual labour, but he made some extra friends.
at first i thought that eric was the normal asshole qb but THAT WAS NOT THE CASE. he is very sweet, with A LOT of muscle, thinks he is funny š , is very good at football and looks sexy as fuck in his jersey and lowkey has a nice butt like eric u got a nice ass. heās good at a lot of things but the one thing heās real good at is sex talk period. eric is all around sexy, hot, funny and most of all got that dig dick energy ehehehhe.
random girl in the hall - yoooo iām feeling that big dick energy
joslyn - oh thatās just eric