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Eric Reskin

A meticulous accountant.

This guy is running deals like most only dream of.

This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.

He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.

This guy works like he invented the word work.

Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.

"How do we track this?"

"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"

"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"

"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"

"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"

"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"

by Durrick April 6, 2022


eric but a sped

He is a tall and white. But he is also a Sped who kill kids and touches them in his house. He is 17 years old and can't do anything and he also uses a X-Box

Eric but a sped has my son in his house. LOL

by Bruhman5 January 30, 2020


Eric Roberts

A god amongst men. An actor who doesn’t know how to say NO to films, causing him to be the most prolific actor of the modern era and best known for his roles as The Master on Doctor Who and as the voice of a cat in some softcore gay porno. He’s also the stoner brother of Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts’s dad.

“I’m goddamn serious! Eric Roberts is the fucking man!” - Mickey Rourke

by Lynch/Fellini July 17, 2021


erics support server

basically, its a hub of skids.

you usually use it to define script kiddies.

usually they code java.

wow, you are a guy from erics support server!

by AvidDev February 26, 2022


Eric Snowboy

A guy that looks like a dumbass chinese person. Plays hockey and tries to play girls. However, he isn't really good at it.

Person a: Who's that guy that keeps trying to play you and your friends?
Person b: Thats the chinese dumbass Eric Snowboy

by Pokadotme May 6, 2020


eric, delko,

Eric, delko, princess, pink, calleigh, duguesne,

I, see, you, l, love, you, friends, and, family,

Funny, happy, heart, could, thank, you,

Eric, delko, princess, pink, calleigh, duguesne,

by Eric, delko, calleigh, dugues March 20, 2021


Eric the Eric

Eric the Eric is a nicer way of calling someone a bitch.

Jessica is such a Eric the Eric.

by Milkieowo June 17, 2022