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A sigma who is insane at fortnite. The superhero and main character with a sidekick, Brody DuBeck. Lives on a ranch with a big pool.
Wow! Is that the beautiful sigma chode monster, Evan Shakov!!
He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.
“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”
Mark Evan Holt was born in 1981 and adopted by Christian Nationalists. They would later scapegoat “Mark” with a well known pastor to Tipper Gore, Jeff Ling.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.
Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.
Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.
Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”
Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
“Go Mark Evan Holt! Start a revolt!”
going poop in a public bathroom.
originates from the stall being like an elevator and you go into it to send "one" down
"Be right back, I have to go to elevator evans"
"That took less time then to go to elevator evans"
Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.
Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!
The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.
I want to kill myself, I really am an Evan Hendrickson huh?