‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman
“Chris caught the swine flu last night.”
Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.
Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.
Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.
An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them
Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.
A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.
playing off of the reference to police as pigs
Dont go over to Teds place, he has a bad case of "swine flu" at his door step.
Similar to man-flu, when a person has illness symptoms because of the amount they vape, but blame it on a flu/cold.
Brian: Ugh I have such a sore throat from this cold! *vapes*
Tim: Nah youve just got vape flu
That “cold” you caught at the circuit party.
Everyone at Brad and Nate’s cabin weekend caught the gay flu.
An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.
I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.