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A very rare unstoppable soccer shot that has such an abnormal amount of curl or spin that it seems almost magical.
Niall's shot had so much curl on it that it almost defies physics. I believe it is called a curling fairy wizard.
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a merry go round ruined because it's ridden by emo or scene kids wearing way too tight pants, paid top bucks to look and smell like they walked out of a dumpster, and think it's "hardcore" to ride the merry go round at the local fair and take pictures of this event to put on their myspace.
scene kid: zomg! we HAVE to go for a ride on the merry go round cause it's soooo hXc!
non-scene kid: there they go again, ridding the fairy go round. look at all the moms that won't take their kids near it now.
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a person who believes that the existence of god is as likely as the existence of the tooth fairy
I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.
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U.S. Army term for a mythical creature that clubs privates, NCOs, gurus, officers and anybody else nearby that has succumbed to the bad advice of the Good Idea Fairy. Usually the Common Sense Fairy visits during AARs, accidents, misfires, or any other SNAFU moment. The weapon she yields is a club that often brings forth reduction in rank, loss of pay, cool points, jail time and anything else the smacks one with common sense. Listen to the Common Sense Fairy!
Captain Corelli and his mandolin just got smacked by the Common Sense Fairy when it was found out that his good idea is being investigated by CID and IG.
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A man or woman that gives relief to a man experiencing Blue Balls. It is a reference to Pinnochio's nose being a metaphor for getting an erection. It is also known as 'Blue Balls Fairy'.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's been blue balls-ing me for weeks now so her mom ended up being my blue fairy. Giggity.
Guy 2: Prodigious.
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The ejaculate of a mature lady, probably over 70 years old.
Matty J: Mate, the other day I pulled this right old munter. I was going down on her when she came and got a face full of Grannies Fairy Dust!
Deano: Respect!
An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.
Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.
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