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When you can't distinguish a scent from a fart or stale McDonald's, the mystery smell is referred to as a McDonald's fart.
The elevator in the Hallowell Building smells like a McDonald's fart.
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When urination is so strong and intense it causes one to fart
I was embarrassed when i let out a pee fart in the bathroom cause it happened when my girlfriend was walking by the door
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Adjective. Occurs when you cut a fart, but instead shit yourself. Similar to a "Shart", however, a fart steak has a definite form.
I'd love to walk over and see you from my present location, but I just made a fart steak in my pants.
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Gardening clogs that make fart sounds when you walk.
Let me change my shoes before we go shopping. I CAN'T wear my fart flops in public, people will think I have a digestive disorder!
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a "parade" of farts. must consist of at least 6 or more farts.
you're sitting at the table and you fart consistently 6 or more times and you say "that was a nice fart parade." kind of like a pfft toot pfft pffft toot toot
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The unexpected execretion of liquid shit when you do a fart.
Bill: Man I've been so sick the last 3 days. The other day I did a fart in bed and the next thing I know there's a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
Ben: wtf? who r u!
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A sudden release of air through the nose
Dixie Normous laughed so har he nose farted
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