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A rock used to srape the nasty funktified layers off yo stanky dawgs.
it's summer time, i need to get me a foot rock to file them bad boys down.
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To take a foot long line of coke
whoa that foot long just got me cloud 9
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A human being or fictional character who perversely engages in sexual behavior in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to feet, most accurately in a way that is considered lecherous and unacceptable.
A foot fetish is usually an interest in feet. But if it is taken to a degree which is deemed creepy, that crosses the line. However, actual crime involving a foot fetishist is rare.
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when some one poops their pants and then steps in it.
some guy pooped on my couch, stepped in it, then walked around. he is a shit foot.
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"Did you get a chance to see the soccer game yesterday?"
"Yup, those foot faeries were all over the field."
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For some reason, women have invented a rediculous notion! They think that scraping their feet with a sand-paper like paddle to remove dead skin is a good idea.
In actuality, unless you have a giant foot fetish, it is the most disgusting noise you have ever heard, and it leaves a giant pile of dead skin scrapings all over your stuff.
Someone with a foot fetish may enjoy snorting this residue as if it were cocaine.
Amanda, get that foot snow the hell away from me!
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The only acceptable kink to shame
Man: "I have a foot fetish-"
Woman: "HELLO, POLICE?!"
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