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A shot of vodka, drunk from a child size glass featuring pictures of ducks.
I had three ducks last night, but I felt fine so I filled another to the feet.
Michael drank a duck to the feet, but his tolerance is low, so he is sodden to the gills.
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adj. Insanely ridiculous and absurd; comical
When shit is so ridic...that it's duck with a dick.
"Dude there's a $10 cover at this place."
"What!? That's duck with a dick, man. Let's get out of here."
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The appearance a person's mouth takes on after having to much collagen injected into their lips.
I walked down Hollywood Blvd and saw more Duck bills than you would in a Chinese restaurant dumpster.
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The act of wagging your penis in the same manner that a duck shakes its tail to get water off. Instead of wagging to get water off, you wag until you ejaculate.
'Chris did the duck shake all over his girlfriend, after she asked him to clean the room.'
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The best type of magic ever. It can only be performed by "magical beast man," unless he teaches you it. Magical beast man was given Duck Magic powers when he found Muhammed King Tut (That famous mythical dude) living in a cave on fairy island. Duck Magic can summon survival guides, evil zombie Back To The Future fans, small blue cars and maps of fairy island. If you want to teleport to magical beast man, you will need to do a Nunji Ritual that consist of singing "The Summer Song."
I was driving my car without concentrating and I ran over a Jolly Göttinger going 88 miles an hour. Suddenly Duck Magic occurred because he stood back up and walked away, though his guts were hanging out.
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Can mean whatever you want as long as it makes sense. Ex) "Madison, cut the duck! Dump him." Ex 2) "She cut the duck." She dumped him GOOD. Ex 3) " I'm cutting the duck! Gn." - I'm going to sleep... It can mean cut the crap, whatever! You can use it all the time because it's freaking fun to say!
Hun! Cut the duck! He's cheated on you too many times.
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The wife or significant other of a hardcore duck hunter during duck season.
Oh its duck season so Sue Ellen is a duck widow until the season over and Billy Bob is done hunting.
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