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BFF HOLIDAY!!!!!!!! Appreciate your bff these few days cuz this is the BEST TIME to do it
hey its may 26 its bff holiday lets hang out! ( Friday May,22 - Friday May,29 )
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An unofficial day held every year on the second Friday of October (coincides with World Egg Day yearly). Typically falls around the 11th to the 14th of October depending on how the day falls.
The day began as a joke from online sex roleplay chatrooms but has gained some mainstream attention elsewhere online.
Free use means that a couple must engage in sex whenever one of the members of the couple wants to have sex, even if the other member is not horny. In free use, as long as one member is horny, the couple is required to have some kind of sexy time.
You: Hey babe, my cock is hard. Wanna fuck?
GF: Im tired, but hey its free use friday! Might as well.
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A Valbona-Friday is typically a friday where you look your absolute WORST. You are typically sleep-deprived and your make-up is messed up or your hair is sticking out to all sides.
Your teeth arent brushed and you got the stankiest breath ever. Your outfit is messed up and you are overall a big bag of rubbish.
P1: Dude, whats wrong u look trashed?!
P2: Shut up Im having a Valbona-Friday!!
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A perverted game of tag played on Fridays. Object is to try and hit as many people's asses as possible without getting your ass slapped. From the outside it looks like a bunch of people running around and screaming live five year olds.
Girl 1: You know what day it is?
Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1's ass* Slap Ass Friday! *runs*
Girl 1: *chases her* I'm gonna get you!
Stranger: ?
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Free Bagel Friday is a repeated theme in Wheezy Waiter videos.
Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.
Since January 2009, when Craig makes a video on Friday, he always includes a segment about Free Bagel Friday. On Free Bagel Friday, there are free bagels available at Craig's workplace. Every Free Bagel Friday, Craig confronts his boss (Mike Benedetto), demands his boss' bagel, and then punches him in order to steal his bagel (most often, a sesame bagel). When Mike gets punched, he usually flies backwards into recycling bins, shelving units, boxes, and so on.
This comical bit is the longest-running repeated theme in Wheezy Waiter videos. While the structure is always the same, the dialogue between Craig and Mike usually alludes to whatever topic or jokes the rest of that particular video contains. For example, in a video where Craig (Wheezy Waiter) performed a version of the song 'Creep' (his version called 'Crepe'), Mike's dialogue in the Free Bagel Friday confrontation consisted of lines from the song.
See the definition for Wheezy Waiter for more information on these videos.
TGIFBF. Thank God It's Free Bagel Friday. Every Friday, we have a big pile of bagels in the office.
Oh shirt, it's Free Bagel Friday.
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