Goat Gay

someone who likes goats a little too much but dont worry we still love you

Friend 1-Dang Jeff has a bunch of posters goats in his room
Friend 2- Yeah i think he might be a little goat gay
Friend 1- Yeah i think your right

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frontal goat

the action of one resting his bag on top of his hole while forcing the shaft towards the target

Scunt! did you see that frontal goat!

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Goats Foot

Same as a Camel Toe but for more petite women.

The babes hot pants are so tight she's buffing her goats foot!

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Goats Nose

Caribbean slang for pussy.

"mon you see dem girls over there?"

"ya mon, some serious goats nose over there!"

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Goat Peeler

One who participates in the competitive underground sport of Goat Peeling. Goat Peeling is just what it sounds like. The goal is to peel all the skin, fur and gristle from a goat without killing it.

MURPH: Did you see Jared in the Goat Peeling comp the other day? He placed third. His technique was smooth and flawless but his goat expired two seconds before he had finished.

I HAVE A RUSTY TUNA CAN STUCK IN MY BRAIN: That sucks! Jared's a damn fine Goat Peeler.

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Hairy Goat

While a girl is combing their partners pubs, the man begins to masterbate into the girls eyes. This results in her being blind and ripping off all of her partners penis hair.

Emily gave Pouyan and really dirty hairy goat and accidently ripped off his penis.

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escape goat

Someone flirted with, obsessed over and generally courted by a person in a relationship they want to get out of in the hope that it will give them the courage and will to leave.

Jennifer was John's escape goat when he couldn't bring himself to leave Caroline.

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