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An act in which an individual fills a bathtub entirely with urine and immerses themselves in it for sexual gratification.
I'm gonna go home and treat myself to a Golden Cadillac.
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An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.
Politicians oppose any type of aid or break for Americans because their own golden parachutes insure that themselves and their family maintain a standard of living which few Americans can afford or will ever know for themselves.
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the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.
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An after-sex move of knocking out your partner and then urinating on them. They will awaken, and be reborn as somebody who will never sleep with you again. Unless they're into that.
Jeff: I totally gave this girl a golden phoenix last night!
Matt: How'd that go?
Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.
Matt: Nice.
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When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.
"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"
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When a female gets with a male that uses (Trojan) 'Magnums'. She receives "A Golden Ticket". Magnums are wrapped in a golden wrapper.
Shelly: "How was your date with Doug?"
Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"
Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"
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A cross between a golden shower and an angry dragon whereas guy urinates into the girls mouth and causes it to exit through her nostrils.
Brad: I gave Sheila a golden dragon last night. She had piss running down her face.
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