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Someone who has no shape, wears black all the time, most likely to be a girl
Person 1: She has no shape
Person 2: She's a goth cereal box
Person 1: You right
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someone who pretend to be punk/goth by dressing like they are or listening to music to show off
1)god that kid is such a poser. he listen to the used then goes home and listens to linkin park
2)sammy emglard,yohi cohen
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The Pixie/Faerie Goth is usually female who likes to dress in tutus and corsets. They like stripy tights/socks, new rocks, dresses verging on lolita style, Ruby Gloom and Emily Strange merchandise pulled off without looking like a wannabe/teeni bopper and listens to music like Freezepop, The Birthday Massacre or anything else alternative. Sometimes wiccan/pagan. They write songs, poetry, stories and draw and make their own clothes.
They adore glitter, flowers, sherbert lemons, being colourful yet goth at the same time and just usually looks and sounds like a pixie/faerie.
Examples of Pixie/Faerie Goth include people similar to Katie Jane Garside and her sister, Mella.
See Meadievil Baebes.
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Some fruity kid that has a bunch of piercings, possibly tattoos (depends, because some of them puss out when they realize what idiots they will look like), pretends that their lives suck as they come to school/work in the luxury sports car their daddy bought them (black, of course "like their soul"), and goes around dissing everyone's music or anyone that listens to a band that has a fanbase of over 2 because it's so not cool to listen to a band that more than 2 people have heard of. Music talent may vary, but mostly they are worthless sacks of shit, so you can only assume the music they make sucks. Also tend to write really awful and morbid poetry, with their only friend the Thesaurus so it makes them look more intelligent than they actually are (which most of them AREN'T).
Last thing that should be mentioned is that they usually wear clothing with a lot of patches on them that don't make any sense, or try to show off their "awesome" nonconformist way, but do not realize they ARE, in fact, conforming. They fit in with the queer crowd quite nicely...
Basically... well, yeah, this trend needs to END... Now go start a terrible grind core band named "Murdering Kittens", and try to look even "cooler".
Cool Goth/Punk 1: Dude, I have so many piercings
Cool Goth/Punk 2: Naw, dude, I have more piercings...
Frustrated father: Kids, kids... Lets settle this... You are both faggots..
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Taxes that cut themselves. Usually observed during audits of high ranking politicians.
Barry: Tom, what the fuck were you thinking?
Tom: They were goth taxes, they cut themselves.
Barry: I need a smoke.
Tom: I need a better accountant.
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Dresses in only the worst hot-topic fashions pulled straight from shitty animes. A Neo-goths tell tale sign is the possession of bondage pants, I.E. those fucking hot topic pants with all the chains on them, you know the ones. Constantly quotes anime and acts likes a generally hyper little tard, probably fat, ugly or both.
Look at those fucking Neo-goths, I bet they all just got done watching naruto.
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A person who they're goth because they shop at Hot Topic.
Don't get me wrong I shop at Hot Topic.
Elario: Look at me! I'm so goth because I listen to Good Charlotte and shop at Hot Topic!
Me: Right....
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