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What!? Mrs. Claus forgot to make dinner! Sounds like Jolly Ol' Saint Nick is gonna have to keep his Santa hand strong.
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One whom masturbates while wearing a condom. Also may exhibit male pattern baldness and aggression due to short man's complex and steroid use.
That midget who just got kicked out of the bar for fighting is a Trojan Hand.
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When someone's hands are never steady, ever. Like that of a crackheads.
Sean:"Yo, i saw Aaron cutting a peice of paper today, took em like 58 minutes"
Miguel:"Yeah, motherfuckers got crack hands, he needa lay off the pipe."
Aaron:"What'd you say motherfucker?!"
Miguel:"Stfu its not like you can hold a gun straight enough to shoot me, cracky."
Sean:Lawl
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Hand vagina - a diamond symbol made by putting thumbs and index fingers together.
He don't care about nothin' 'cept his girl, and gettin' some (gesture of hand vagina)!
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A term describing a generous bartender. This bartender always fills your pint glass to the brim and ensures you get your money's worth in any mixed drink.
"Jack sure is a heavy-handed bartender, there's just enough cranberry juice in this cranberry vodka to give it color."
"I'm starting to think Lisa is a cougar, she's always heavy-handed with attractive frat boys."
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The art of putting a cupped hand into the trousers for oderiferous transfer of flatulence to an unsuspecting bed mate.
Damn it Vance! Did you have to hand fart me during my beauty slumber!!!!
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when someone reaches for your smoke before you've offered it to them
Get your scissor scissor hands away from me
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