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When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.
Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
A sweater vest with a hood lacking a zipper, found in Canada, specifically Saskatchewan where the term originated. Closely related to the Bunny Hug also from Saskatchewan.
Wow did you see Dexter from phi kappa deltoid rocking that nice rabbit handshake daddy bought him.
Another term for a prostate exam
Bend over, it's time for a U of M Handshake.
When the facial hair of the upper Lip touches the pubic hair above a penis during fellatio
Ben got a Pentakill in League of Legends last night, and Ronald congratulated him with a Mexican Handshake
Whilst collecting horse semen...
You scoop a generous amount of cum up, and shake hands with your unexpecting victim, while shouting "Yeeee Hawww"
Person 1: "yo bro, I gave my mum the Cowra handshake yesterday"
Person 2: " whoa dude that's so standard of you"
Person 1: "Yeeeee Hawww"
Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.
It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
Glassing, to smash a glass bottle or beverage vessel across another persons head
Did you hear about Mick? He copped a Gold Coast handshake last night, had to go to hospital for stitches.
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