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When something doesn't go as planned, humiliating happens, or you fail at something.
"Did you hit that broad last night?"
"Nah man, after third base she told me she stopped with one night stands"
"Shit is hard"
"I know"
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1) description of a task that requeires (too) much effort to complete.
2) description of a customer who breaks your balls making you do whatever they want and still leaving unsatisfied.
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" I was shagging that bird over from Hull last night, and it was only when i looked at her face i realised it was too much hard work. "
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" Jesus, he was hard work. Comes in here, asks for a pizza, with a pasta bake for a topping and a tiramusu for a side. And this is a Fish & Chip shop! Twat.
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the opposite of soft serve ice cream, have to scoop it with the ice cream scooper, usually 2-3 scoops is good.
Can I have a cone of hard serve cookie dough?
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a try hard hardcore is some one who thinks he is 'hardcore' but really isnt. They often have no or few freinds and listen to 'cool' music in their standards. They also lye alot about geting laid and smoking drugs but their too wussy to do so
that guy is a try hard-hardcore, hes never done anything like that in his life
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Arguably the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema. Written, produced, AND directed by none other than the world reknowned Dudley Langenegger: the paisley robe wearing, cigar puffing, brandy swilling, fez wearing, philanthropist of the 21st century.
Dude #1: Dude! Have you seen "Hard Heat" yet?
Dude #2: Oooh yeah! It is without doubt the greatest film ever made in the history of cinema!
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when you go at it so hard that your balls get hard as well. the thrusting & smashing that goes on for hours becomes so exhausting. you stand there, in & out. when you finally release your steamy, hot, cum it shoots through that pussy & that shit becomes a flapper. the moans are immaculate, echoing off the walls around you. after this type of orgasm your nuts will never be the same. & the chick you smashed will have a grandma cooch for life.
zoe: dude i smashed andrew so hard last night, he gave me a flapper! turns out at the end of that, he had hard balls!!
theodore: mmm
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