adj. a derogatory statement used to imply that someone's presence is as pleasant as wearing an ass for a hat.
"there's bob, I hope he doesn't come over here. That guys such an ass hat."
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Sex with a Brunette, Blond and Red head in the same 24 hour period
My first "Hat Trick" was Christine, Trinity and Marianne.
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Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.
Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.
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Term used to describe someone who is attractive, yet unstable. They seem like a good time, but turn out to be a complete mess.
I wouldn't hookup with him/her if I were you, I hear he's/she's a "cat in a hat."
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A process by which one defecates into a hat, and then places it either on his own head or that of another person.
Can be used in place of a Hot Carl when times are rough.
Now I owe Hammerstone 20 bucks, goddamn it! I borrowed his Cubs cap a few weeks ago and I was set to return it to him on Friday. But today at work, I had such a hankering for a Hot Carl that I couldn't wait until 5 o'clock to go home and get my cellophane, so I gave myself a Hot Hat.
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A fedora is a type of hat that is usually worn by cowboys and mafias. But wait there's more... just kidding.
Indiana Jones popularized the fedora in the Indiana Jones franchise.
The Godfather movie showed the use of fedora hats.
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