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A "College-Prep" high school located in Lake Oswego Oregon. Although they are ranked as one of the top high schools in the state, they also have one of the highest rates of Alchohol and Marijuana usage in the state. This uncommon circumstance is known as the "Lakeridge Paradox". Lakeridge, often refferred to as "Bakeridge", is sometimes compared to West Linn High School in snottyness and all-around dooshbaggery, although those who say this are probably mistaking Lakeridge for Lake Oswego High School, a similar school except their asshole percentage is much higher.
1: yo dude, where you from?
2: Lakeridge High School.
1: Oh, so your a rich asshole who cares way too much about style and highschool football who gets drunk everynight in your Mercedes playing ganster rap because you think you are ghetto?
2: no man, you're thinking of Lake Oswego.
2: oh ya, nevermind, you guys are just smart stoners
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A public high school in Carlsbad, CA built during the 1950's.
It's student population consists of various cliqués:
-The cool girls-
The group of slutty white girls who live in the Aviara part of carlsbad. They spend their weekends cruising in their birthday present from daddy, a BMW, smoking low quality marijuana, drinking mickeys, smirnoff, and fucking the cool guys...
-The cool guys-
These kids usually are hanging with their female counterpart, the cool girls. They probably drive an F150 or SUV, dress in skater-esque clothes, drink large amounts of alcohol and smoke alot of weed. Also, they are avid fans of such music as: Lil Wayne (whom they all call Weezy), lil john, sublime, bob marley, TI, snoop dogg, and other music that seems to match their marijuana use AND/OR awe of the "thug" "ghetto" life that they definately live in daddys 6 bedroom beachside gated community house.
-The school kids-
These are the kids that take all AP classes, and loveeeee doing homework. They are most likely on the speech and debate team. Girls dress in very conservative clothes, while the guys still dress like theyre in 6th grade. The group is about half white, half asian. Their idea of "parties" are AP US history study sessions at {insert name here}'s house, with the occasional kool-aid and volleyball ridden beach bonfires that get mass promotion through facebook. These kids prefer facebook over as mom would say, the "not-so-safe-myspace". Their musical taste is a combination of Coldplay, Radiohead, various european electronic artists, piano-rock, and the "clean" version of T.I's new album that was safely downloaded from iTunes for $9.99.
-Jocks-
These are your typical meat-head jocks. They are virtually similar to the "cool kids" group, except that they play sports. They are ecenomically well off, and spend their money on nice clothes. They are the cockiest people you will ever meet.Also they HATE skater kids, also known as rats. Their weekends consist of driving around, partying, and getting laid.
-Rats (skater kids)- these kids are the lowest of the low. They spend their days ditching school to smoke week, drink 40's of OE, and of course skate. Its advised that one keep a distance from these kids, who never seem to shower...hence the name, rat...They dress in unwashed clothes, and try to come off as poor...what you dont know, is that they live in their Bressi Ranch 4 bedroom home with mom, dad, their little brother, and Oscar, their golden retriever. They hate jocks, and get into occasional fights with them, that usually consist of shoves and a few punches to the arms. Somehow, rats are able to get with decent looking girls.
-The Mexican Kids- These kids make up a large part of Carlsbad High Schools population. There are various subgroups that branch off from this large "clique", if you want to call it that. Apart from the regular mexican kids, that make up most of the mexican population, and do well in school, theres 2 groups that seem to stand out.....
Swaggers: Mexicans who dress in flashy colors, wear skinny jeans, match everything, vans are a must, have wild spikey hair, wear large faux-diamond earings (that are secretly clip ons due to the fact that mom wont let her baby boy ruin his ears at "Claire's"), and can be seen with large sunglasses. They listen to all the hot mainstream rap/hip-hop.
Cholos: these "wannabes" really live it tough in the streets of the ghetto.....or at least they want to come off like that. Most of them come from middle income families, but they prefer to live their life "on the edge". Fake accents are a must, and dressing in their favorite XXL t-shirts, high socks, sweat-shorts, and adidas is advised. Shaved heads are common. They claim "Varrio Carlsbad "vCMLs X3", but when you diss them, they dont back up their "hood". You can spot them near the spanish building at lunch.
-The Band Kids-
These kids are a small group of students who stick together, as bandmates. They are mostly white. They enjoy playing the clarinet, listening to music, and busting quickies in the 3000's building bathroom during 3rd period with the 2nd chair flutist.
Overall, Carlsbad High School is a dump for racial and ecomonic segregation between students. If you AREN'T a good looking, white, rich kid, i advise you NOT to go here.
Its not fun.
Kid 1-Hey bro what school do you go to?
Kid 2-Carlsballssss....
Kid 1-You mean Carlsbad High School?? Why do you call it that?
Kid 2-Because it sucks balls if you aren't rich or white.
Kid 1-shit. im going there next year. im fucked.
Kid 2- yeah. you are.
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Possibly one of the worst high schools on earth, not because of the teachers, but because of the students. You can ask any HHS student with an IQ of over 50, and they'll tell you that about 70% of the school's students are dumbass ghetto kids who are just there until they can drop out.
Despite this unfortunate fact, there are some pretty cool people there. You can tell who they are by the fact that they aren't trying to be part of some retarded group (Ghetto kids, scene faggots, fitted-cap-wearing dumbasses who watch Jersey Shore, etc.)
Conversation you're most likely to hear when walking through the "halls" (they're outside) of Harlingen High School:
Ghetto kid 1: YO NIGGA WHAT IT DO
Ghetto kid 2: YEAH NIGGA PINCHE SOUTH SIDE 956
Ghetto kid 3: AAH THIS NIGGA FUCKIN' WUZZUP IN HERE
You might also hear:
Dumbass freshman 1: LOL GUYS I GOT A JOKE... BUTTHOLE!
Crowd of dumbass freshmen: LOLOLOLOLOL
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Hammond High School is a high school located in the district of Howard County. It can now be considered as the most "ghetto" school in Howard County, but Howard County isn't actually ghetto at all. Oakland Mills High School used to be proclaimed as a "ghetto" high school, but after Hammond High School's JV and Varsity football team won in a fight against Oakland Mills High School in its own locker room, Oakland Mills Has lost its title as being "ghetto".
Devon: Yo, that nigga's from Hammond High School.
Delante: Shit, for real?
Devon: Yeah, I'm about to become friends with him real quick though.
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Sex in math terms, it goes
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don’t multiply
Person 1- “dude I totally did high school math with Brittany”
Person 2- “what’s that”
Person 1- “you read the definition I really don’t need to tell you”
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TERRIBLE. WORST MOVIE EVER.
High School Musical is so unrealistic. People aren't suddenly going to break out in song and do a little dance. Disney chooses all the 'pretty' and 'hot' people to be in it just so that mindless little 10 year olds will be drawn in by the 'pretty' people.
The characters are totally self-centered. The song "Fabulous" from the 2nd movie is proof.
Most people end up thinking that this will happen in real life. BUT IT WON'T.
Any freakin' idiot who thinks that High School Musical is "awesome" or "the actors are so hot" or anything else needs to get a life.
Absentminded person: ZOMG!!!I LOVE YOU ZAC EFFRON!!! MARRY ME!!!
Another absentminded person: The actors portray their characters so well. I want to learn to sing just like Sharpay!
A person with a brain: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS!! You are retarded.
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The worst possible place you want to be the worst school on the planet.The insides look like a prison
You hear bout Juniata High School
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