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I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!
Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
When you commit suicide with a spoon
Help! My sister committed self spoonage
A state of depression so severe that it produces an excess of extreme hatred and typically directionless anger as well as urges to hurt/kill both both themselves and others. A combination of wanting to self harm and being homicidal.
Person 1: Hey bro how are you?
Person 2: I feel horrible; society sucks, people suck, and life in general sucks! I want to cut my wrists and die but I also wanna just stab anyone who dares come close to me!
Person 1: Damn dude you should get some help before you do something you'll regret! You've become full on self harmicidal!
When you thumb your own arse and then give yourself a chocolate moustache
I was all alone after taking a dump, so while I wiped, I took the opportunity to self-sanchez
having oral sex with my with my own male
member.
if i could self-lick, i would have no use for my girlfriend.
Giving head to ones self
My girlfriend was out of town last night, so, I partook in some 'self fellacio'